My extremely lazy plot prediction for Deadpool 3

Shortly after the shenanigans of deadpools time travel antics in Deadpool 2, The TVA has been alerted to his activity and move to arrest him. He’s really difficult to capture but they eventually do it, they destroy his timeline as punishment for his resisting their arrest. Kind of like the LAPD and Rodney king except on a multiversal scale, he’s really angry because he knows his Vanessa is gone this time

While arrested at the TVA, Deadpool meets an a variant version of Wolverine who has been arrested during the events of days of future past, he explains why he is there. He tells Deadpool he had to time travel to save mutants from being eradicated in an apocalyptic future, when he asks Deadpool why he did the same, Deadpool doesnt have a good answer. Loki is under arrest at the TVA and has been feeding kang intel on where to target the 616 universe, he doesnt want to be there and sees the two as his only escape. miss minutes of the TVA offers the two a deal, kang is willing to let one of them go but only after a violent battle between the two, loki manages to escape and talk to deadpool and wolverine on the way to an arena battle, he tells them kang is going to kill them both regardless of who wins and then he is going to destroy their respected universes. Deadpool tells him his is already destroyed, to which Loki responds ”the remaining respected universe” meaning the fox MCU

deadpool has one of those collars that block his super human abilities and so does wolverine, but while walking to the arena Deadpool says that wolverine technically doesnt have any superpowers and his scratching abilities should be useful for once. Wolverine angrily reacts and swings for Deadpools head, he catches the collar instead. Deadpool laughs and tells wolverine to do it on himself too and he chops the collar that was there for decoration purposes apparently. Wolverine , Deadpool and Loki fight themselves out of the TVA. right before they leave they take tempads and Loki puts a few infinity stones in his pocket. Wolverine and deadpool ask “what the f**k are those” and Loki tells them theyre just paper weights, when asked where someone goes when they are pruned, Loki describes the void at the end of time. loki hand them tempads and tells them the tempads can be used to travel through the multiverse and he will need to try to rally the fox universe before kang and his army arrive. Loki tells them ”good luck” and he leaves to pursue Sylvie, he doesnt explain to them at all how to use the tempads

Deadpool and wolverine try to make it work anyway but they accidentally end up in the Jessica alba fantastic four universe, Deadpool says everything is horrible there even the CGI. They are met by the original fantastic four cast, with chris evans and all, they are told they are considered a threat to the planet by them. A fight ensues with the fantastic four on one side and Deadpool and wolverine on another, it’s really badass. After the fantastic four subdue wolverine and Deadpool, Their Richard reed explains the incursion thing, and explains that them traveling there is giving the TVA a roadmap on what universe to destroy next. The TVA then shows up like Richard reed warned them, kang is shown giving the order to destroy this fantastic four universe. Wolverine expresses horror at all the people who are going to die but Deadpool tells him that they were just ancillary characters and their replacements have already been lined up

They then arrive in the MCU, but Deadpool says he doesnt see any fox logos anywhere anymore so this must be the wrong universe, doctor strange and America Chavez are training and stop to stare at them as they walk slowly toward a portal to another universe, Deadpool says “hi, just trying to save a universe here, see you guys in secret wars” they then land in the fox x men universe shortly after the events of days of future past and wolverine immediately encounters a variant of himself who thinks he is mystique and they engage in a huge battle, wolverine actually shoots some sort of claw projection this time instead of the classical scratch to scratch combat we usually see. Deadpool throws his swords at magneto and magneto bends the metal in and out of his body and Deadpool starts to laugh complaining it is tickling him. None of magnetos torture is working

professor x demands the fight stop and says he thinks the two have an important message. Wolverine explains that his actions during days of future past were overseen by the TVA and now they seek to punish the x men for it. He says they will destroy their universe if they invade it successfully and they must assemble whatever mutants there are to fend off the invasion, Deadpool tells Charles xavier he is sorry that he brought all of this trouble, but Charles xavier tells him that everything happens for a reason, and maybe his actions were meant to bring together the heroes of the multiverse. During this talk, the fox universe is invaded with a TVA army. the x men are able to fight them off but only for so long, they are overwhelmed with their force (the TVA is fighting with weapons from the future) The TVA begins the destruction of the fox x men universe

Wolverine and deadpool, who have Been at each others throats, start to express admiration for one another during the end of the film. Wolverine expresses admiration for Deadpool perseverance and Deadpool expresses admiration for Hugh Hackman not aging during his marvel cinematic run. Deadpool, laying dying after being wounded by kangs army, asks magneto if he can sense any metal in the TVA prune sticks. Magneto replies he can, and Deadpool tells him to fire them all at the TVA. He magneto explains this wont save the fox universe, and Deadpool says thats the whole point, no one wants it alive anyways. He tells them that they can cripple the TVA before they try to invade another universe, he gives a tempad but says it can only carry two people through the multiverse and says its important the two main characters survive (meaning wolverine and Charles Xavier) he tells them to search the multiverse for more heroes, including a version of Deadpool who is as badass as he is

as the fox universe begins to crumble, deadpool tells Vanessa he is finally coming home to her for good. Wolverine and Charles Xavier land in the 616, and they immediately inform the 616 fantastic four of the events that have occurred. Richard reed tells them he can help them recover their friends, but they need some help in exchange first.

The credits roll

the mid credits scene

The fantastic four ask Charles Xavier to show them who did this to them, he displays the images of the invading TVA army and kang with his mind, sue storm turns to Richard reed and says “isnt that your son?” And Richard reed says “oh my god”

The post credit scene

Khamala khan tells charles Xavier there are mutants in the 616 and they could use his help. Charles Xavier smiles and says “well, lets get started”

In the post post credits scene Ryan Reynolds’s takes a final glance at the green lantern script, throws the Deadpool scripts on top of it, and declares his career redeemed in its entirety.

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