a sad rant on Hit-Monkey (show)

No wonder this show isn't too popular, it doesn't really know what audience it wants to cater to, it has too much blood and gore to be your everyday super hero show for kids, while its too dumb for an older audience (now let me birth brain cells in your head) So at the start of the show your introduced to "Bryce" a hit man, he gets a job (a hit) they give him half of the money he's due (they give him a backpack that has the money) and they promise they'll give him the other half when he finish his "job" (the hit) the plot continues and Bryce decides to stay in a luxurious 5 star hotel in Japan (because the hit is in Japan) And a couple guys AKA bellhop/porters (the people who drags your luggage to your room) come in to drop of the stuff in his room, and what do you think he says? "Hey guys, wanna stay and watch a porno or something?" who talks like this? (but do not fear...It gets worse...Wait..FEAR) then the plot continues and Bryce is double crossed by his contractors (who are some military guys) and of course this 300 quadrillion IQ individual somehow predicted that and placed a bomb in the backpack that has the money, that the military guy boss just took (how convenient) he then detonates the bomb in the backpack (even though he is two feet away from the bomb/backpack) and all that happens to him is that he gets pushed back, unscathed, and it somehow broke the ties to his hand...While people who were farther away from the military general guy with the bomb/backpack were reduced to smithereens.

you get to see how "Hit-Monkey" came to be AKA a monkey in a suit that kills people, and is guided by a ghost (Bryce) then the plot continues...To continue, and our little monkey is walking amongst the people in Tokyo, and guess what? Nobody seems to notice (guess Tokyo is just different) but hey it doesn't end here, the monkey then rents a hotel room (he RENTS A HOTEL ROOM! A MONKEY!!!) and nobody seems to question it or care, for.....Reasons, he's able to PLAY in a CASINO (A MONKEY!!!!) and even gets a TAILOR to TAILOR a suit for a MONKEY (do I even need to continue to explain) a monkey that people know KILLS OTHER PEOPLE (the monkey also likes a girl even though she's a human...And he's a MONKEY) nobody seems to have a concern that there's a monkey in a suit, killing people....Nobody even asks the questions how did he learn these things? Who taught him? Was he taught? Is he doing the bidding of another person? Because........Ugh........HEY LOOK WE JUST SHOWED SOMEONE GETTING SAWED IN HALF! "WOoOoOOoOoOw", In the end this show is fun as long as you don't use your brain........AT ALL......

submitted by /u/sadmandatrant
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